About

What, really, can I put that won't want the reader to put a great deal of distance between themselves and me. Run for the hills miss, run for the hills.

Formerly known here as Jackjoneshull until I, honestly, got bored and shut it all down.

I am a former "adult" website admin, so I am appropriately jaded, suspicious and amused to find myself returning here yet again. But it seems inevitable that I keep coming back. You just can't take the pervert away from wherever I keep him buried deep within.

Still I believe that the lady should always come first, make of that what you will.

I also think that flirting is a lost art. Admittedly one I never learned. Is it even possible for this old dog to learn new tricks?

But being a generally good person is how I hope I am received, even if it has done me no good at all and is usually to my detriment. But surely, at some point, I won't be walked all over.

I may play as an English gentleman stereotype but that doesn't mean that that's not me. Being a gentleman is no bad thing.

Oh, apparently I'm Sapiosexual. No I didn't know what that was either. But I believe it to be true. If you ever chat with me and feel like you want to again you might want to look it up.

Also I am a Trapezaphiliac. No, don't look it up you won't find it. I may be the first to use the word openly. Just ask me, you might be one too!

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